Whats with the AtoZ reference for thursday night, how do you put that in to sat nav??

Cmon Pingu get with the times how about a post code !

ETC

Tell me we ain't playin that pile of shite from 2 weeks ago!

yep...

SUNDAY-SHAMBLES

In what can only be described as the worst team performance that i've ever played in !!!

I,ll attempt to start at the beginning and disect the Shambles... that occured yesterday.

1. we need to meet earlier to ensure that our preperation and frame of mind are correct...

2. Most of us need to look at ourselves and decide weather we really want to play....

3. We need players comitted for the duration of the season and not just when they want to turn up.

4. Fitness levels need to improve (especially mine)( You can do this yourselves... Go to the Gym...

5. Deaks needs a hand with the organising...

6. The squad needs improving, anyone know anybody that wants to play???

7. The SUNDAY SHAMBLES GAME.!!!!.. Let's just forget it and move on...

8.Moving on, are we going to Train this Sunday??? we need 12 to agree so that we are able to get a six a side game.

9.I'll leave it at that for now and just hope things improve...

Hopefullly see you all next Sunday...

JP

I'm gonna just add my penneth worth because it just wouldnt be me if i didnt.

I agree with JP, everything he says is correct.

Me and Mitch were at the pitch waiting to get changed at 9.50 a.m. 10 minutes before we were supposed to meet.

Remember me and Mitch cant commit to the team every week but will help out......we were the only ones there ?

I rang liccle bruva and he was at Macdonalds at 10 o'clock and only Matty was there?

Gezza turned up on time at 10 and he drove miles! and Micky T shortly after.

At 10.15 i spoke to Deaks and you were still all in McDonalds.?????????

We are all over 35 guys-what the heck you doing eating Macdonalds 10 minutes before we are supposed to kick off and still 5 miles away........ as JP says - UTTER SHAMBLES !

And we looked over the pitch at 10.30 and players were just belly wobbling over the field...... not up for a game at all.

Dressing room or no dressing room, we should be at a ground 30 minutes before kick off......thats rare!

Problem is.....players turn up at 10.20 knowing they will start.

I run an under 16's side and the discipline is bang on and the players know that if they arent there half hour before kick off i drop them. But thats the difference, they actually want to be there.........you guys dont look like you do! Our problem is......no one is bothered that the opposition and ref are waiting. Not only total disrespect but we are never gonna be switched on before a game with that attitude.

The team that went out there was a strong team. We played awful.........me included....end of.

They were up for a game but some of us just didnt wanna be there.....embarrasing.

2-0 down in 90 seconds summed up our organisation........you can blame individuals and i hold my hand high and say i didnt have a good game but its not about that....its about getting your arses to a game on time and preparing!!!!

I feel sorry for JP, Deaks, Wayne, Gezza, and the one or two who turn up every week and want to play.

I'm honest enough to say our home pitch is too far for me as i have been running my own side for 4 years now and i'm commited to it and have to be in Cannock most weeks for 1.30 and just cant do it.

Its about time some of you guys (who probably dont even read these messages) commit to Deaks and be there every week or be honest with him and tell him you dont wanna or cant play.

I know how he feels begging players week in week out to play......it does your head in.....i bet half of you dont even reply to him.

Have some respect guys.......be honest with Deaksy before he commits not only his time but his money to a season that could be over before the first game!

I'll help if i can, and i'll pay £30.00 to the cause....but you dont need players like me......you need players who will commit and play every week.

If you have 5 or 6 that are there every week, 4 or 5 that are there most weeks and players like me that will help out when they can......you might as well wrap it up????

You do need players that you can call on if you are short so dont discount the cliffs and Mitch's but come on guys........Deaksy needs a squd, not helpers!!!!!!

As Cammo said.....commit and back Deaks.....or ship out!

My ships about to sail........i just hope you carry on guys but you dont want another season battling relagation

GOOD LUCK GUYS...................KEEP AT IT DEAKS !

Any idea who took the kit on sunday, as well as the votes so the site can be updated?

Pingu,

Cannot remember who took the kit, you'll have to wait till next game and see who brings it...

Did not do the Bucket or MOM voting... In to much of a bad mood after the game...

In my opinion, everyone should get 1 vote added the their score after such dreadful performances...

You get an added bonus of an extra plus 5 votes added to your tally for a lame excuse along with Rainman as well.

There you go!!! Get updating....

Rgds

JP

Can I just say that I logged on to cheer myself up....now I feel worse

Cheer up the lot of you !!!

or give up !

BC

Rob,

Stop pi##ing about on the web site... Get ya arse down the gym and get fit...

The Rob & Liam forward line sounds apeeling.....

There won't be much running, however i sure that once we eventually get the ball up to you pair

we may get a few goals... The only problem then will be keeping the opposition from scorin

Get Fit !!!!!!!!!!!!

JP

Would I have to talk to Liam if I played ??

Cos he's a boring Trucker now

R

Sod talking to him, just whistle him or click ya fingers when you want his attention..

We now leave Liam and Tommy Tight Pants in the corner of the Pub on their own to

talk shite.....

See you a week Sunday then...

JP

What's happenning this Sunday ??

NO Game ?

NO Training ?

???????

TT and me???.......JP you wanka!

Morning Liam,

Have the weekend off kid, just relax and enjoy..

I'm sure that you'll be refreshed by Monday morning...

A whole weekend without having to think up lame excuses for either your

performence or non attendance....

joking apart, no training this Sunday and there's not a game till next Sunday..

Got to go. the gyms open...

Catch you later....

JP

More like Tikabilla has just started on CBeebies

Chaps

Not there for Sundays game v Triplex - away for a few days with Mrs C - She's 40 you know! Hope it's off! (The game that is)

Cheers

Anyone got the address for silhill and post code?

etc

Morning ETC,

Well it was when you posted...!!!

Address listed below...

Silhill Football Club

81 Sharmans Cross Road,

Solihull,

West Midlands,

B91 1RQ

Rgds

JP

Straight to the Sharmans after to watch the baggies.......

Cheers JP, bodyclock all over place, that's what nights does to you.

Hopefully fully recovered now ready to give Monica a good game!

Got to shoot off after game got family over.

CU all Sunday morning,

ETC

Positives from the game

Despite several players having a serious off day, we never gave in and at last showed some of the dogged determination that made us a very succesful team.

The 2 new boys were a great addition to team and both fitted in well.

Things can only get better.

Just recieved the league's newsletter!!!!!!

Can't believe the bear faced cheek of the greedy SWEDE!

2 goals??? did I miss something???

My ball to Micky T, great cross, I nudged a monica player in the back and the ball came off his neck into the goal.

OWN GOAL you muppett!!!!

Also some dodgy selection I thought from the swede!

Should have started yourself even just to organise the defence, also started Liam as I wasn't there last week.

Damo is a great addition to the team so hopefully we can hold on to him.

One thing we need to do is put best defence out from start because we will nick goals as it showed Sunday.

So Boss a few things to think about.

Oh and apologies to everyone as I was shite!

A Frustrated ETC !!!!!

God I'm starting to sound like the reaper...........

ETC, can you get us back on the email list from the league as we seem to be no longer on it.

Ty.

Fellas

After a decent personal display at St Mary's and then again against Triplex last week, I was hopeful of keeping the form going but that first goal was a right howler from me so deepest apologies for that cos it was just the start we didn't need. We need to stay in games as long as we can to frustrate the opposition cos as ETC says we always have a chance of nicking goals.

I'll get fitter (we all will) and I'm sure the consistency will return. We all need to keep turning up (and on time JP - no excuses) and with the new additions we might just be competitive this year.

Morning All,

Just returned form the Doc's... As i suspected the diagnosis was not good..

Trapped a nerve in my lower back about 15mins into the game Sunday...

Looking at about 2weeks on the sideline...

I'll still be there this Sunday, hopefully on time... As i said to Camo on Sunday, I didn't have a good excuse for being late, so i'm not going to try and offer up a bad one.. Lost track of time...

Keep the faith and i'll lok foreward to Liam running up and down the left side...

Rgds

JP

TLS.....

JP, if I do as much running as you do...I wont be needing a shower after...thats for sure.

No change ther then Kid,

Your never on the pitch long enough to require a shower.....

JP

Liam,

Damien & Mickey T..... AKA.... Badiel and Skinner.....

Clemo.............AKA..............Eli's (out of Emmerdale)

TT....................AKA................Mr Bean

Camo......AKA..........Learch (Adams Family)

Liam.........AKA...........Micky Adams (Ya play like him too...)

JP.........AKA................Richard Gere...

Noel Mac....AKA.....Jimmy Carr

JP

JP

what a load of b==33**s, if you look like richard gere then i'm tim vincent!!!

get your back sorted you old puff!!!!

the rightish sided etc x

god this wines goooooood!

More Like Vincent Van Gogh..........

Have you seen Bromford's report. It was a great game and Sherwood were superb on and off the pitch! That last one must have been JP! The first two......must have been watchin the other game!

Evening All,

Away for a week as of tomorrow evening..

Good luck Sunday.

Catch u all on the 12th......

Rgds

JP

At 3.35 today I officially passed my LGV Class 1 driving test.

Get in!

Boing Boing

looks like monica then again this sunday at home !!!!

Pingu,

Get your finger out and update the site............

Jp

God this site is like watching milk go off !

Sorry about the delay in the update this week guys.

Sorted now...even got a new page.

Still looking for suggestions for lookalikeys.

Pingu.

PS: David James...if you dont like it and you aint got the balls to say who you really are, then do one! you tosser!

Pingu,

Quality Picture... God only knows how you got it....

Word to the wise heads of the Sherwood committeeeee....

We look a shamble's in those yellow socks....

Anyone know a sponsor who will stump up some green replacement socks!!!

JP

Not sure what's hurting more.....................the hip or my pride. What a header tho. I'll keep my eyes open next time!

Sorry fellas

Uw Dear - You have drawn Maximum Celtic in the cup - OUCH !

Team we share our pitch with for lads Under 16's.

Kingstanding Boys who drink in the Kingstanding when the Maximums Snooker Hall is Shut !

Not a good side but they take no prisoners - and make sure you lock your cars and for gords sakes dont tell em deaksy's a Traffic Warden !

Continental seem like Oxford University Graduates compared with these guys!

Just thought you'd wanna know - GOOD LUCK !

Looking forward to that one then... NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!

Liam,

Sent you an email on the Sherwood email address..Shite load of Loo A Like's...

Rgds

Jp

It's very quiet on this website???

Lets take some positives from last week, Triplex are a very good side. Ok we were 2 nil up but we didnt make any silly mistakes like we have been doing week after week to gift the opposition goals. No disrespect to Cammo but I personally believe we need a manager to view the game from the line and see what changes we can make to compensate what other teams are doing. Look at Sunday, they changed the way they were playing in the last 20 mins by pushing centre half on and attacking down the left, hence going on to win the game. We never adapted to this and only changed forwards on and off, and I believe we could have won if we had someone looking on from the side.

Cammo definately needs to play every week as I hear every team we play, hate playing against him.

Not sure where this is going but thats my opinion.

Well done to Pingu, thought he was excellent in goal and can't be blamed for the winning goal, did you know that penguins can't fly and they just flap a lot......(only joking Liam)

Ok Matty if you are reading this, get your ass at home on Sunday to Springville we need to keep the spirit, we will win soon!

I really think if we get same players as last week, we can beat springville!

My calf seems fine so I will hopefully do a bit more running sunday, and maybe hit target for a change.

Keep the faith boys lets start enjoying the footie and beat springville sunday !

ETC.

6 - 1.

Not really a true reflection on the game to be honest. We played a lot better than the score suggests.

Chin up boys...the change in fortune is due to come our way soon.

Are you still pissed Liam...?????????????????

For 95% of the game we where rubbish....

Me missing from one yard did not help....

Turning the corner is a long way off kid..

It would help if we where all at least half fit... That ain't gonna happen now is it..

I'm sure we'll all keep turning up each week and try to enjoy ourselves..

C U Sunday morning.....

Rgds

JP

Liam

We're only 5 points off safety.............

We are only 6 points from 6th place!

But we aint got no points!!!!!!

Liam, tell Cammo you are playing up front on Sunday, we need goals !!!

I'm not too bothered if i'm sub so you can play up front with Daimo, and I will have a rest, starting to lose interest anyway!

ETC.

weather forecast says snow this weekend.....

Computer says snow.....

Liam,

Final fixture to date for Jan 09 - Olton Royale 18th January - Away..

Rgds

JP

Latest fixtures for December & Jan now posted.